Wanting to tell you guys stuff at work but I can't because I'm at work.

It's sooooo sad.

Anyhow. I love Livejournal. IN my bed. (last time. Forrealz.)

Having sex with your mom.

I've been doing that lately. Not actually having sex with your mom but saying it.

Ask my friends. Ask Joe because I get him a lot. In my bed. Naked.

Last time.

I keep doing that too.

But it never is the last time.

Do you understand? Eh? Yeah?
Canadian eh?