One of those Cliché LiveJournals.

Karrissa's House

2009-11-07T06:07:52Z

I'm in the house! Hellz yeah.

I went crazy

2009-11-03T08:48:36Z

The other day I went crazy... like I just couldn't get the idea of what I was thinking.

I wrote it all down too so.. yeah.

By the way, this is about my thoughts on God. I do not believe in a higher power so if you do not share that view with me or is easily offended by my thoughts, please do not read. I simply don't care.

I do not talk about religion to anyone anymore because I end up making people angry.

Okay. Here is what I wrote:

What I Don’t Understand about God
Why did he banish Adam and Eve, when all they did was eat an apple from the Tree of Knowledge? Isn’t he the all-forgiving?

Why let them continue having children if he knew what life would be like now, if he is the all-knowing?

Why would there be so much bad in this world if we had someone that could lend a helping hand?

Why would you be sent to Hell to be punished for your sins if Satan hates God? Wouldn’t Satan be praising you?

Why do you have to follow the Holy Bible and God’s word?

Why was Jesus he’s only son? If he did such good bad then, why not another? Because he would be looked at as crazy.

How can we be sure that the Virgin Mary was a virgin? By here say?

Why did Jesus turn water into wine when so many countries now need water?

Why is Earth the only planet with human life on it? Or any life?

Why do we so blindly believe in something when we don’t know where ‘he/she’ came from?

What if Jesus didn’t actually die on the cross?

Or what if it hadn’t actually been Jesus but someone who looked like him?

What if the tablets that were written, were actually just a fictional tale? Like a big story?

Who is to tell us that they were telling the truth?

I just don’t understand.

If God only created Adam and Eve, why is incest wrong? Who created the rest of the population?

Why is homosexuality wrong?
(Because it isn’t natural.)
What is natural?
(A man and a woman)
Why is that natural?
(To create children.)
Okay.

Why is homosexuality wrong?
(Because the Bible says so)
Because a book says so? So if I write, ‘Having intercourse to create a child is wrong.’ Doesn’t that make it right?

I don’t care what you believe in but I don’t understand why people believe in it.

Comfort? Comfort to know that after death you are going to a nice place in the sky for all of your good deeds?

Maybe.

But I am comfortable knowing that after death I can have rest. No heaven. No hell. No nothing. Just resting for all of my hard work on earth in the earth.

And if you can answer any of these questions. Go right ahead.

Nanowrimo

2009-11-03T08:25:32Z

Nano this year... sigh.

I am really going to do it.

It is going to still take me a while until I can get money for my schooling so all I am doing is working.

Last year I didn't do it because I was going school seven hours then going straight to work for nine hours. I just couldn't find the time.

SO! This year I am going to go to town on Nano.

Plus since my hours at my job at getting cut because God hates everyone.

Oh my goodness.

The other day I went crazy.... But I'll post another post about that...

Mac

2009-11-01T09:01:17Z

I'm pretty sure iMacs and Macbooks are stalking me.

Diet

2009-10-29T06:57:09Z

My god.

I weigh a ton.

I went to the doctors and I saw how much I weigh and holy bananas.

I need to stop eating.

SOOO goal this year?

Lose 40 to 50 pounds.

I know that seems a lot but people around my height normally weight 115 to 155. I think.

So yeah. I plan on become health really soon. Like tomorrow soon. Totally bringing out the work out tapes and going jogging. I'll start jogging on Friday and working out on Friday.

Sigh. I hate life.

But I love food.

Movie review!

2009-10-28T06:36:37Z

So I haven't done a movie review in for ever. So here we are.

I am currently watching Transformers 2 but that is not the movie I am going to review. Because I've already reviewed that movie.

But Marley & Me.

Oh my god.

I loved it. I cried like a little.. blah, baby... pretty much.

I was all, "gasp, gasp sob!"

Swear.

Not really a friend... person.. I know of.

2009-10-26T07:42:54Z

So I was reading the profile of one of my friends... (not really a friend... person... I know of) like a little stalker (as we do on fictionpress) and I read that she liked peach juice.

So I thought to myself, I like pineapple juice.

Then I thought, I don't like pineapple's though.

It was strange to me.

I was going to say something else.
I never know when people are my friends...

I know I have talked to her (the girl on fictionpress) at least once... I don't know though.

I am not going to post her pen name so I don't feel like an a-hole because I don't really know... if I am a 'friend' or something close to a 'friend'.

More like stalker.

OH MY GOD! I HAVE TO SHARE THIS WITH THE WORLD!

Karrissa, you already know this.

OKay. The other day at work I was washing the dishes or whatever I was doing and I overheard, this:

TJ: What are you doing after work?
Thomas: You.
Me: (straight to the crew room to text Karrissa about this moment.)

It was so funny. I laughed for a good ol' minute.

Another thing that I giggled about for a good ol' minute is this line: "He’ll hack my body into little pieces and hide me in the walls."

It is from a story on fp.com from Nothing to Lose by Catseye*Rose.

It is so funny. I love that story. But I read the chapter a while ago (like a week ago) and I am still laughing over that line.

OKay. what else.

Oh! Go check out the trailer to Men who Stare at Goats (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0xXUpsi0cg)
Look at the line-up of stars:
Starring: Jeff Bridges, George Clooney, Ewan McGregor, Kevin Spacey

Look at that!

I mainly wanted to go see it because George Clooney is in it... Mainly because of it.

Which brings me to a another little conversation between me and a co-worker:

Casey: (talking about Men Who Stare at Goats) I want to see it mainly because I saw George Clooney in the preview.
Tom: I don't really like George Clooney.
Casey: I mother-f-ing love George Clooney. Like if he had AIDS, I would still bone him.
Tom: Whoa.

True story. Tom and I talk about movies a lot even though he hasn't seen any of the movies that I've watched.

Crazy.

This is super long.

Real quick though: Today I have become lazy with words. Instead of saying forrealz. I took out the 'eal' and said forrz?

Swear on the Holy Bible with my right hand.
^My new saying. Catchy isn't it?

Books

2009-10-22T23:46:54Z

I love books.

I bought a Meg Cabot book in goodwill. I was shocked. I mean who in their right mind would just give away a Meg Cabot book? I snatched it right up though. All is well. It was Queen of Babble, by the way.

I also got some more books. Another one from goodwill called Sandpiper by Ellen Wittlinger. (It is a good book.)

The Book Thief by Markus Zusak. This was actually on my list of books to read. I saw it when I was passing the books in Barnes and Noble. So I grabbed it. I'm surprised how big it is though. I don't care. It looks amazing.

I found Takes from Arabian Nights (Translated by Richard F. Burton) in Goodwill so I grabbed that as well. My mom was all, "Why are you getting this?" Me: "Because even if I don't read it, I can say I have it."

What my Girlfriend Doesn't Know by Sonya Sones. I love her work. One of my teachers picked out one of her books for me to read for a poem project we were doing and said, "I think you would like her." And I now love her. I love English teachers.

The Boy Next Door by Meg Cabot. My sister actually got me this one.

And Impossible by Nancy Werlin. I have no idea what this book is about. I opened it, didn't read anything. Closed it, looked at the cover. Shrugged and put it in my pile.

Seriously what I did. I have no idea what the book is about. Okay. I found the summary. It is about Magic, elves, pregnancy, and teenage mothers.

Okay. Sounds fun.

Hey

2009-10-21T06:44:19Z

I almost fell off my bed because I wasn't sure where I was sitting.

I looked around and just kind of tipped towards the edge.

It was scary.

Nothing Good

2009-10-20T05:43:50Z

Nothing good is happening to me today.

First off, Adam called work to say he couldn't come in because he has H1N1. He forced hugged me twice yesterday. Thank you Adam. Asshole.

Second thing, I got pulled over for not having a light on my licence plate. Not a big deal but scared the poo out of me because I thought he pulled me over because I'm a crack head or something.

Third, my phone refuses to charge. I was all, "GO! CHARGING GO!" for a day and when I pulled it off to go to work it was all, "No... I didn't charge." Psh. Lame.

Fourth, I bought a milk and I didn't want to waste it or put it in the refrigerator so I drank it all. Then I threw up. Tasty.

I hate life today. Today is a bad day.

No one...

2009-10-19T07:57:07Z

No one in my house knows what Twitter is...

I believe I am living in the dark ages.

Work

2009-10-19T05:59:35Z

Okay, today at work.... Sigh.

First off, one of my managers ninja'ed her way over to my side and was all, "So how do you feel about becoming a manager?"

I was all, "Um, I don't know."

Her: "Well I think you would be good at it. Mindy, me and Isha were talking about it and we all think you would be good at it."

Me: "I'll think about it."

Her: "So can I start hinting at it to Billy or not."
Me: "I don't care."

So I may become a manager at my job. It is good money and you get health insurance and... you get paid like... I don't actually know what you get paid because no one will tell me.

Anyhow. I am just thinking about it though because it is a lot of work and I'll never get any free time... What how will it change any?

I'll hardly ever get any days I can just take off and I'll have to ask in two months or a months advance if I want a weekend or whatever off.

So that is a downer but I am still thinking about it because I like money.

I don't know if I'll even be offered it but 3 out of 5 managers think I would be good at it.

I don't know though, just don't.

That's it.

Oh! And I'm REALLYREALLY excited to go to Karrissa's apartment on Nov. 6th, 7th, 9th! Because I'll get to see Allison and meet her friends and I'll be able to see Karrissa and her new kitten.

AND Torrie and Kung Pow.

And we'll get to go to the mall.

So I'm excited about all of that.

Mostly I'm excited about the Allison thing because it is fresh in my head right now since I just talked to her.

Photo taking

2009-10-13T01:45:25Z

iMini by ~FaygoFan on deviantART

Ilovethispicture

Fall is cold

2009-10-11T03:51:55Z

So the other day I was all, "I think I need to bring out my winter blankets because it is a bit chilly."

My mother said, "You'll need a twin size blanket."
Since I changed to a smaller bed, so I was all SIGH! Last time I bought a blanket it was a King and it was only 2 dollars at goodwill.

But my mother took my blanket and I took hers, which is smaller and stuff and actually fits my bed in a way.

It is really fluffy. I also got one of her pillows because it was to fluffy for her.

Last night was the best sleep I've had in a while.

I was all, fluff fluff iloveyou.

Okay! My sister got a kitten. Jynx hates him.

His name is Leo.

His name was Bear at first but I was all, "Um, no. That is stupid." because he didn't look like a bear.

So I changed it to William Shakespeare.

But then she changed it to Leo because he is orange and white and looks like a Leo.

I asked my mom if I could get a puppy (Tiberius, which is his name already) in a few months after the whole puppies be gone! thing goes away. She didn't say anything but she didn't say no.

By the way, we got rid of all of our dogs but Bowser and Cookbook.

So now we have two dogs, two cats, a bird, a ferret, and a turtle. ONLY seven pets! Whoa. Crazy.

Batteries

2009-10-08T05:04:03Z

My car died when we were getting ready to go home.
Apparently, jump starting cars is the hardest thing to do to McDonald workers.

Tom and I were the only ones that knew how to jump start a car. First off, we had no idea how to pop open Mindy's hood.

It was like the hardest thing in the world because she has one of the newer cars and they have fancy ass hoods. Tom figured that one out.

Then we didn't know how to take off the battery hood. I figured that one out.

Then we got it all done. So I am going to see if I can get enough money around tomorrow to buy a new battery.

SIGH!

Backing up my computer...yay

2009-10-02T01:35:42Z

So I am going to back up my computer... meaning I have to back up all of my pictures.... Sigh.

My music is okay because it is all on my iPod and I can just transfer it back in. Hopefully.

My documents aren't that big so they'll fit on to one disc.

It is just my pictures that are going to be tough. Maybe I can zip the file?

Maybe?

I don't know.

I have to restore my computer because my computer likes to randomly uninstall programs...

And that is bad.

So on...

2009-09-29T05:37:27Z

So on Owl City Day, I forgot to mention that I went to the mall.

It was a pretty big mall and stuff.

I walked into FYE, got greeted by this happy man that reminded me slightly of an elf and while looking around, I found something.

Ten dollar ear phones.

I thought I was going to die.

I was all, "GASP! Ineedthese."

And when I was in the mall, I was bored. I didn't think there was a book store or anything so when my sister and I were looking for Robin and co. I saw it. A motherfing book store. I stared at it for a moment as Jessica continued to try to get her phone to call Robin.

"I'll be right back," I said to her then rushed to the book store, leaping down the escalators like some kind of puma. Jessica followed me and I could feel happiness just flow through me as I walked into the store.

I love book stores. Jessica bought me a book to because I didn't have any money on me.

So I love her for that. I was pretty much, 'love you. petpet'.

Books I want to read

2009-09-28T07:44:39Z

Smart Boys & Fast Girls by Stephie Davis

The Boyfriend Game by Stephie Davis

Boy Meets Boy by David Levithan

The God Box by Alex Sanchez

So Hard to Say by Alex Sanchez

Getting It by Alex Sanchez

The Vast Fields of Ordinary by Nick Burd

Peter by Kate Walker
Anatomy of a Boyfriend by Daria Snadowsky

Forever... by Judy Blum

Lost It by Kristen Tracy

Last Book in the Universe by Philbrick

Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger

The Perks of Being of a WallFlower by Stephen Chbosky

Abundance of Katherines by John Green

Looking for Alaska by John Green

Paper Towns by John Green

Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen

The Book Theif by Markus Zusak

Angel and Demons by Dan Brown

The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown

Things

2009-09-27T07:19:24Z

Things keep happening today for me to continue to post!

HAPPY 11TH BIRTHDAY GOOGLE!

I am a proud user of Google.

Yahoo search engine? Psh. Lame.
Msn? Lamer.
Ask? Laaaaammmmeeeee

I LOVE GOOGLE!

Just remembered something....

2009-09-27T07:02:15Z

Since I haven't been able to eat meat without throwing up lately, I ordered a sandwich without meat today at work.

After explaining myself why I didn't want meat, a coworker, Hannah decided to throw two handfuls of mushrooms on my sandwich. Then fighting with her that I didn't want nuggets, chicken, or fish on my sandwich, she finally made it.

Claiming, she didn't want me to starve, she put more mushrooms on it.

And that is why Hannah is probably one of my favorite co-workers.

Today, she randomly said she wanted to go shopping with me on Black Friday. Because she is random as hell.

I think we now have plans and I think Shamus is coming with us...

By the way Karrissa! I work with Shamus! I was all, "Hey! SHAMUS!" when I saw him.
I thought I was going to die.

tehe

2009-09-27T03:51:56Z

Today at work something weird happened. Someone's car caught on fire...

Yeah. Some one in drive-thru car got to hot or something waiting to move. They couldn't get out of the spot they were in so they had to set there. They then, quickly pulled away when they got the chance, their car was smoking by then, parked it.

When they opened the hood, the girl quickly ran inside yelling about water and fire. So most of the McDonald's crew grabbed buckets of water and ran to go put the fire out.

It was crazy. We were also a little bit busy so it was even crazier.

Okay... on the lighter news:

Go check out fmylife.com

It is fun.

What else... oh! I'm bored.

I have nothing to do. I might go to goodwill or walmart tomorrow because I need pants. I am slowly running out of pants without holes in them. I am going to fix my pants that are ripped tomorrow and see if that works too.

I made a Lord of the Rings comment today. Michael was wearing my sister's coat thing today so he looked like he was wearing a robe so I was all, "Hey now there, Gandalf the Gray."

Because I'm a nerd.

Hating friends

2009-09-25T06:28:50Z

I wouldn't really call us friends...

So I hate another one of my "friends" but I wouldn't really call us friends since we have nothing in common and I don't even think we can get along because I think this person may be a secret asshole or something.

But this person said something to be a few weeks ago and it has just been on my mind like a bug and it just keeps going further and further down into my hate. So I don't think I'll probably ever have respect for this person... ever.

I seriously have been wondering how this person was raised...

Okay, Karrissa: (before you go nazi)
One, I am not going to tell you who it is. For real this time.
Two, it is not Torrie (because I love her.)
Three, it is not Allison, Megan, Shannon, or anyone else you could think of off the top of your head.
Four, it is not you. Because we are BFF's and all. Much love chicken.

Karrissa,smellyface

2009-09-25T06:03:50Z

Okay.

Nothing is going on in my life other than working sucks because... it is work.

Also, for some reason, meat is tasting really weird to me. Like I'll be eating something with meat in it and I'll just have to stop because it tastes funny to me. I don't know. It was weird.

Also, everytime I do eat meat my stomach is all, "I wanna make you throw up."
And I'm all, "Tasty."

...There was a meaning to this...

Karrissa... what are you doing next Friday (Oct. 2)?

If nothing, we should hang out, go to the mall, maybe go see a movie (9, if you haven't seen it already), steal Allison (because I miss her) or something because I DON'T HAVE TO WORK! In your face work!

But this is if I get my paycheck because I don't know if I get one because I just got back...

Don't know how they are going to be on that butter cake.

I keep thinking weird things today: You are like a green bear eating a yellow lemon cow.

Is something that came into my mind when I was on facebook. Odd.

Nanowrimo/Wake up

2009-09-23T17:31:28Z

I always do these backwards.

So I woke up before like 4pm finally for the first time in a like a week maybe. And the first thing I thought was, "Holy cow, it is bright outside."

So I should probably start going to sleep earlier.... or just not sleeping.

I haven't been feel well and I am wondering if it is because of my weird sleeping patterns lately... like I haven't been able to eat something without feeling like it is cutting up my stomach. So I'm not going to eat anything today to see if that is the problem.

ANYHOW!

Nanowrimoth, aka, Nation November Writing Month, is coming up and I've decided to try it again.

I'll probably FAIL but I am going to try it. It'll be fun. I don't know what I am going to use for a plot... at all... I'm think a fantasy story... because I've been really into that lately. I have a story in mind but I don't know if I'll be able to write a lot of stuff with the characters because I made the main character kind of blah... (even though I freaking love him for no reason.)

I don't know. I'll think about it....

Sept. 22. Owl City Worship day

2009-09-22T08:31:10Z

In the light that I can not go to the Owl City Concert, I've decided to listen nothing but Owl City all day long.

Today is now starting at the Owl City Worship Day. In which, all shall join and listen to nothing Owl City.

I love Owl City.

I've changed the background of my computer to an Owl City song lyric.

Just saying.