One of those Cliché LiveJournals.

My best friend told me that one of my roommates is going to try and "Hook up" with me.

I'm not sure what that means because I think of sex right away. Because I'm a dude, secretly.

Anyhow. I kind of wish she didn't tell me because I tend to hide from awkward things like that.

View Cody for example.

Don't tell me you like me! IT SCARES ME! I don't do commitment. Hell, I don't feed my cat most of the time.

Good thing he has a girlfriend now.

Slight change of subject: The idea of spending my life with just one person scares me. I don't like that idea. I get bored with life, how am I going to spend a life-time with one person?

Ew. Marriage. Gross.

I don't mind if other people get married. I say, "More power to ya."

50% percent of first marriages, 67% of second and 74% of third marriages end in divorce.

^ To much money to shell out. Just don't get married. Problem solved.