One of those Cliché LiveJournals.

I'm in the house! Hellz yeah.

The other day I went crazy... like I just couldn't get the idea of what I was thinking.

I wrote it all down too so.. yeah.

By the way, this is about my thoughts on God. I do not believe in a higher power so if you do not share that view with me or is easily offended by my thoughts, please do not read. I simply don't care.

I do not talk about religion to anyone anymore because I end up making people angry.

Okay. Here is what I wrote:

What I Don’t Understand about God
Why did he banish Adam and Eve, when all they did was eat an apple from the Tree of Knowledge? Isn’t he the all-forgiving?

Why let them continue having children if he knew what life would be like now, if he is the all-knowing?

Why would there be so much bad in this world if we had someone that could lend a helping hand?

Why would you be sent to Hell to be punished for your sins if Satan hates God? Wouldn’t Satan be praising you?

Why do you have to follow the Holy Bible and God’s word?

Why was Jesus he’s only son? If he did such good bad then, why not another? Because he would be looked at as crazy.

How can we be sure that the Virgin Mary was a virgin? By here say?

Why did Jesus turn water into wine when so many countries now need water?

Why is Earth the only planet with human life on it? Or any life?

Why do we so blindly believe in something when we don’t know where ‘he/she’ came from?

What if Jesus didn’t actually die on the cross?

Or what if it hadn’t actually been Jesus but someone who looked like him?

What if the tablets that were written, were actually just a fictional tale? Like a big story?

Who is to tell us that they were telling the truth?

I just don’t understand.

If God only created Adam and Eve, why is incest wrong? Who created the rest of the population?

Why is homosexuality wrong?
(Because it isn’t natural.)
What is natural?
(A man and a woman)
Why is that natural?
(To create children.)
Okay.

Why is homosexuality wrong?
(Because the Bible says so)
Because a book says so? So if I write, ‘Having intercourse to create a child is wrong.’ Doesn’t that make it right?

I don’t care what you believe in but I don’t understand why people believe in it.

Comfort? Comfort to know that after death you are going to a nice place in the sky for all of your good deeds?

Maybe.

But I am comfortable knowing that after death I can have rest. No heaven. No hell. No nothing. Just resting for all of my hard work on earth in the earth.

And if you can answer any of these questions. Go right ahead.

Nano this year... sigh.

I am really going to do it.

It is going to still take me a while until I can get money for my schooling so all I am doing is working.

Last year I didn't do it because I was going school seven hours then going straight to work for nine hours. I just couldn't find the time.

SO! This year I am going to go to town on Nano.

Plus since my hours at my job at getting cut because God hates everyone.

Oh my goodness.

The other day I went crazy.... But I'll post another post about that...

I'm pretty sure iMacs and Macbooks are stalking me.

My god.

I weigh a ton.

I went to the doctors and I saw how much I weigh and holy bananas.

I need to stop eating.

SOOO goal this year?

Lose 40 to 50 pounds.

I know that seems a lot but people around my height normally weight 115 to 155. I think.

So yeah. I plan on become health really soon. Like tomorrow soon. Totally bringing out the work out tapes and going jogging. I'll start jogging on Friday and working out on Friday.

Sigh. I hate life.

But I love food.

So I haven't done a movie review in for ever. So here we are.

I am currently watching Transformers 2 but that is not the movie I am going to review. Because I've already reviewed that movie.

But Marley & Me.

Oh my god.

I loved it. I cried like a little.. blah, baby... pretty much.

I was all, "gasp, gasp sob!"

Swear.

So I was reading the profile of one of my friends... (not really a friend... person... I know of) like a little stalker (as we do on fictionpress) and I read that she liked peach juice.

So I thought to myself, I like pineapple juice.

Then I thought, I don't like pineapple's though.

It was strange to me.

I was going to say something else.
I never know when people are my friends...

I know I have talked to her (the girl on fictionpress) at least once... I don't know though.

I am not going to post her pen name so I don't feel like an a-hole because I don't really know... if I am a 'friend' or something close to a 'friend'.

More like stalker.

OH MY GOD! I HAVE TO SHARE THIS WITH THE WORLD!

Karrissa, you already know this.

OKay. The other day at work I was washing the dishes or whatever I was doing and I overheard, this:

TJ: What are you doing after work?
Thomas: You.
Me: (straight to the crew room to text Karrissa about this moment.)

It was so funny. I laughed for a good ol' minute.

Another thing that I giggled about for a good ol' minute is this line: "He’ll hack my body into little pieces and hide me in the walls."

It is from a story on fp.com from Nothing to Lose by Catseye*Rose.

It is so funny. I love that story. But I read the chapter a while ago (like a week ago) and I am still laughing over that line.

OKay. what else.

Oh! Go check out the trailer to Men who Stare at Goats (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0xXUpsi0cg)
Look at the line-up of stars:
Starring: Jeff Bridges, George Clooney, Ewan McGregor, Kevin Spacey

Look at that!

I mainly wanted to go see it because George Clooney is in it... Mainly because of it.

Which brings me to a another little conversation between me and a co-worker:

Casey: (talking about Men Who Stare at Goats) I want to see it mainly because I saw George Clooney in the preview.
Tom: I don't really like George Clooney.
Casey: I mother-f-ing love George Clooney. Like if he had AIDS, I would still bone him.
Tom: Whoa.

True story. Tom and I talk about movies a lot even though he hasn't seen any of the movies that I've watched.

Crazy.

This is super long.

Real quick though: Today I have become lazy with words. Instead of saying forrealz. I took out the 'eal' and said forrz?

Swear on the Holy Bible with my right hand.
^My new saying. Catchy isn't it?

I love books.

I bought a Meg Cabot book in goodwill. I was shocked. I mean who in their right mind would just give away a Meg Cabot book? I snatched it right up though. All is well. It was Queen of Babble, by the way.

I also got some more books. Another one from goodwill called Sandpiper by Ellen Wittlinger. (It is a good book.)

The Book Thief by Markus Zusak. This was actually on my list of books to read. I saw it when I was passing the books in Barnes and Noble. So I grabbed it. I'm surprised how big it is though. I don't care. It looks amazing.

I found Takes from Arabian Nights (Translated by Richard F. Burton) in Goodwill so I grabbed that as well. My mom was all, "Why are you getting this?" Me: "Because even if I don't read it, I can say I have it."

What my Girlfriend Doesn't Know by Sonya Sones. I love her work. One of my teachers picked out one of her books for me to read for a poem project we were doing and said, "I think you would like her." And I now love her. I love English teachers.

The Boy Next Door by Meg Cabot. My sister actually got me this one.

And Impossible by Nancy Werlin. I have no idea what this book is about. I opened it, didn't read anything. Closed it, looked at the cover. Shrugged and put it in my pile.

Seriously what I did. I have no idea what the book is about. Okay. I found the summary. It is about Magic, elves, pregnancy, and teenage mothers.

Okay. Sounds fun.

I almost fell off my bed because I wasn't sure where I was sitting.

I looked around and just kind of tipped towards the edge.

It was scary.

Nothing good is happening to me today.

First off, Adam called work to say he couldn't come in because he has H1N1. He forced hugged me twice yesterday. Thank you Adam. Asshole.

Second thing, I got pulled over for not having a light on my licence plate. Not a big deal but scared the poo out of me because I thought he pulled me over because I'm a crack head or something.

Third, my phone refuses to charge. I was all, "GO! CHARGING GO!" for a day and when I pulled it off to go to work it was all, "No... I didn't charge." Psh. Lame.

Fourth, I bought a milk and I didn't want to waste it or put it in the refrigerator so I drank it all. Then I threw up. Tasty.

I hate life today. Today is a bad day.

No one in my house knows what Twitter is...

I believe I am living in the dark ages.

Okay, today at work.... Sigh.

First off, one of my managers ninja'ed her way over to my side and was all, "So how do you feel about becoming a manager?"

I was all, "Um, I don't know."

Her: "Well I think you would be good at it. Mindy, me and Isha were talking about it and we all think you would be good at it."

Me: "I'll think about it."

Her: "So can I start hinting at it to Billy or not."
Me: "I don't care."

So I may become a manager at my job. It is good money and you get health insurance and... you get paid like... I don't actually know what you get paid because no one will tell me.

Anyhow. I am just thinking about it though because it is a lot of work and I'll never get any free time... What how will it change any?

I'll hardly ever get any days I can just take off and I'll have to ask in two months or a months advance if I want a weekend or whatever off.

So that is a downer but I am still thinking about it because I like money.

I don't know if I'll even be offered it but 3 out of 5 managers think I would be good at it.

I don't know though, just don't.

That's it.


Oh! And I'm REALLYREALLY excited to go to Karrissa's apartment on Nov. 6th, 7th, 9th! Because I'll get to see Allison and meet her friends and I'll be able to see Karrissa and her new kitten.

AND Torrie and Kung Pow.

And we'll get to go to the mall.

So I'm excited about all of that.

Mostly I'm excited about the Allison thing because it is fresh in my head right now since I just talked to her.

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So the other day I was all, "I think I need to bring out my winter blankets because it is a bit chilly."

My mother said, "You'll need a twin size blanket."
Since I changed to a smaller bed, so I was all SIGH! Last time I bought a blanket it was a King and it was only 2 dollars at goodwill.

But my mother took my blanket and I took hers, which is smaller and stuff and actually fits my bed in a way.

It is really fluffy. I also got one of her pillows because it was to fluffy for her.

Last night was the best sleep I've had in a while.

I was all, fluff fluff iloveyou.

Okay! My sister got a kitten. Jynx hates him.

His name is Leo.

His name was Bear at first but I was all, "Um, no. That is stupid." because he didn't look like a bear.

So I changed it to William Shakespeare.

But then she changed it to Leo because he is orange and white and looks like a Leo.

I asked my mom if I could get a puppy (Tiberius, which is his name already) in a few months after the whole puppies be gone! thing goes away. She didn't say anything but she didn't say no.

By the way, we got rid of all of our dogs but Bowser and Cookbook.

So now we have two dogs, two cats, a bird, a ferret, and a turtle. ONLY seven pets! Whoa. Crazy.

My car died when we were getting ready to go home.
Apparently, jump starting cars is the hardest thing to do to McDonald workers.

Tom and I were the only ones that knew how to jump start a car. First off, we had no idea how to pop open Mindy's hood.

It was like the hardest thing in the world because she has one of the newer cars and they have fancy ass hoods. Tom figured that one out.

Then we didn't know how to take off the battery hood. I figured that one out.

Then we got it all done. So I am going to see if I can get enough money around tomorrow to buy a new battery.

SIGH!

So I am going to back up my computer... meaning I have to back up all of my pictures.... Sigh.

My music is okay because it is all on my iPod and I can just transfer it back in. Hopefully.

My documents aren't that big so they'll fit on to one disc.

It is just my pictures that are going to be tough. Maybe I can zip the file?

Maybe?

I don't know.

I have to restore my computer because my computer likes to randomly uninstall programs...

And that is bad.

So on Owl City Day, I forgot to mention that I went to the mall.

It was a pretty big mall and stuff.

I walked into FYE, got greeted by this happy man that reminded me slightly of an elf and while looking around, I found something.

Ten dollar ear phones.

I thought I was going to die.

I was all, "GASP! Ineedthese."

And when I was in the mall, I was bored. I didn't think there was a book store or anything so when my sister and I were looking for Robin and co. I saw it. A motherfing book store. I stared at it for a moment as Jessica continued to try to get her phone to call Robin.

"I'll be right back," I said to her then rushed to the book store, leaping down the escalators like some kind of puma. Jessica followed me and I could feel happiness just flow through me as I walked into the store.

I love book stores. Jessica bought me a book to because I didn't have any money on me.

So I love her for that. I was pretty much, 'love you. petpet'.

• Smart Boys & Fast Girls by Stephie Davis


• The Boyfriend Game by Stephie Davis


• Boy Meets Boy by David Levithan


• The God Box by Alex Sanchez


• So Hard to Say by Alex Sanchez


• Getting It by Alex Sanchez


• The Vast Fields of Ordinary by Nick Burd


• Peter by Kate Walker
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• Anatomy of a Boyfriend by Daria Snadowsky


• Forever... by Judy Blum


• Lost It by Kristen Tracy


• Last Book in the Universe by Philbrick


• Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger


• The Perks of Being of a WallFlower by Stephen Chbosky


• Abundance of Katherines by John Green


• Looking for Alaska by John Green


• Paper Towns by John Green


• Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen


• The Book Theif by Markus Zusak


• Angel and Demons by Dan Brown


• The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown

Things keep happening today for me to continue to post!

HAPPY 11TH BIRTHDAY GOOGLE!

I am a proud user of Google.

Yahoo search engine? Psh. Lame.
Msn? Lamer.
Ask? Laaaaammmmeeeee


I LOVE GOOGLE!

Since I haven't been able to eat meat without throwing up lately, I ordered a sandwich without meat today at work.

After explaining myself why I didn't want meat, a coworker, Hannah decided to throw two handfuls of mushrooms on my sandwich. Then fighting with her that I didn't want nuggets, chicken, or fish on my sandwich, she finally made it.

Claiming, she didn't want me to starve, she put more mushrooms on it.

And that is why Hannah is probably one of my favorite co-workers.

Today, she randomly said she wanted to go shopping with me on Black Friday. Because she is random as hell.

I think we now have plans and I think Shamus is coming with us...

By the way Karrissa! I work with Shamus! I was all, "Hey! SHAMUS!" when I saw him.
I thought I was going to die.