One of those Cliché LiveJournals.

I am tired of my friends.

I'm sorry Karrissa (and Torrie, if you read these) but I am tired of seeing your posts on facebook.

It feels like you guys are letting Anime (or whatever) take over your lives. I never have anything to talk to you guys about. Ever.

Anyhow.

This is mainly things people should avoid talking to me about:

Twilight. (I've read the books. They were good. Better than the movies. All books are better than the movies. But I don't want to go into some sort of deep tale about how you either hate or love Twilight. I don't care.)

Harry Potter. (People keep comparing Harry Potter and Twilight. They are nothing a like! Kay?)

My friends ( mainly because I can not even believe how much they have changed and some of the things are not for the better.)

Like how everyone is getting all upset about this whole Aaron, Shannon, Torrie, and Kyle thing.

Holy hell. Just let it be. God. You guys are acting like this has never happened before!

People break up.

Get over it. It is not the end of the world.

I'm getting tired of hearing about it on facebook.

And that is all. Thank you.

You guys are probably going to get mad at me. But oh well. I'm not known for my niceness.

Also, Karrissa, since I am on a role here (for being an asshole), the (kind of) friend I hate is Joshua because of the comment he made about telling Michael to "get over" being sick. Also, I haven't been a big fan of him from the beginning because of the way he acts sometimes.

Okay. I feel better now. Good day.

Okay, first off.

KARRISSA! Why are you never on when I want to tell you something! God!
Anyhow... You know vlogcandy? As in one of the things that I made you look at? Anyhow. I commented on one of their videos and low and behold, John (Tuesday) replied to it! I was all, "HOLY CRAP!"

I watch so much youtube that they are like Brad Pitt and etc to me!

Anyhow. Crazy freak over.

Happy thanksgiving.

Together my livejournal friends! We shall take over the world!

Not really though. But if you want to... we can.

Anyhow, back to what I was going to say.

I want to go on a diet because I am overweight like I have said before in other... posts.

Since I don't want to do this by myself, I demand everyone join me.

But those who are already in healthy weight. You are not allowed to join.

SO! I am going to be making a community thing so we (the diet clan) can keep track of what we are doing.

I'll go do that now and I'll edit this to tell everyone the name.

BUT! Leave me a comment telling me if you want to do it. (AND I know you do.)

I bought a yellow old lady dress...

I wish I was kidding but I am not. It is amazing! I bought it at that.. place down town... that place... It cost 50 cents!

But it totally looked like a nurse dress from the old days but... yellow with white dots.

I love dresses.

I love clothes.

ANYHOW!

I can not wait until Friday so I can go see New Moon.

Sure I am kind of getting sick and tired of Twilight because everyone is all, "HOLY BANANAS!" about it. Kind wish I didn't introduce it to my friends because of their creepy stalker ways but oh well.

So excited for that.

Andandand...

Oh! I may be moving! In January. I already told my future roommate that I could not be on the lease because I already have a lease and she was all, "Psh. Kay!"

Not like that though.

So I was playing with this Chinese... Japanese fan thing that I bought on Saturday when I was over at Karrissa's.

And I was opening it up the wrong way... And I just didn't understand it. There are these golden designs on the handle and they were on the wrong side of the shiny stuff.

So I figured that it was just put together wrong. It was still pretty so I didn't care.

I was flipping it about when it suddenly just turned the other way...

I was in shock.

Then I said, "I see the light..."

It totally blew my mind.

So the weekend was amazing!

I don't think I posted that I was going to go over to Karrissa's but oh well!

Friday: Long day in a car. Picked up Karrissa, picked up Allison, went back to Albion to pick up Torrie and Kung Pow, got Chinese or Japanese (I'm no longer sure.), went back to Homer, saw Tixie, saw Pam, went back to Karrissa's apartment.

Then we went on facebook a lot... then fell asleep.

Saturday: Woke up at 9 am because Kung Pow is a weirdo.

Went to a fancy McDonald's.

Went shopping.

I hate the German man that curled my hair then didn't straighten it back out.

Awkward moments between Torrie and Kung Pow.

Funny as heck moments with Allison as Torrie and Kung Pow were being awkward.

Went back to the apartment.

Saw 'Men Who Stare at Goats'. FUNNY!

Went back to the apartment.

Torrie left.

I pwned Zach at DBZ.

I wasn't allowed to sleep next to Allison.

Allison got punched in the shoulder by a sleeping Kung Pow.

Sunday:

Stuff... I don't remember...

Other than bad driving on my part because I'm a retard.

Than... I went home...

And found out that Kung Pow doesn't just sit there and chill in cars. No, he has to talk to you.

We actually had a serious talk. It was really hard for me (that's what she said).

I found out about what happened between Torrie and him and what happened between Shannon and him.

Awkward. I am not use to going into people's souls... and have them.. talk to me...

ALSO! Karrissa! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME HE LIVED IN THE MIDDLE OF FREAKING NO WHERE!
I saw so many deer.
and I ran over a dead cat...
ialmostcried.

OVER THAN the bad things, it was a good weekend.

Hope to do it again sometime.

I'm in the house! Hellz yeah.

The other day I went crazy... like I just couldn't get the idea of what I was thinking.

I wrote it all down too so.. yeah.

By the way, this is about my thoughts on God. I do not believe in a higher power so if you do not share that view with me or is easily offended by my thoughts, please do not read. I simply don't care.

I do not talk about religion to anyone anymore because I end up making people angry.

Okay. Here is what I wrote:

What I Don’t Understand about God
Why did he banish Adam and Eve, when all they did was eat an apple from the Tree of Knowledge? Isn’t he the all-forgiving?

Why let them continue having children if he knew what life would be like now, if he is the all-knowing?

Why would there be so much bad in this world if we had someone that could lend a helping hand?

Why would you be sent to Hell to be punished for your sins if Satan hates God? Wouldn’t Satan be praising you?

Why do you have to follow the Holy Bible and God’s word?

Why was Jesus he’s only son? If he did such good bad then, why not another? Because he would be looked at as crazy.

How can we be sure that the Virgin Mary was a virgin? By here say?

Why did Jesus turn water into wine when so many countries now need water?

Why is Earth the only planet with human life on it? Or any life?

Why do we so blindly believe in something when we don’t know where ‘he/she’ came from?

What if Jesus didn’t actually die on the cross?

Or what if it hadn’t actually been Jesus but someone who looked like him?

What if the tablets that were written, were actually just a fictional tale? Like a big story?

Who is to tell us that they were telling the truth?

I just don’t understand.

If God only created Adam and Eve, why is incest wrong? Who created the rest of the population?

Why is homosexuality wrong?
(Because it isn’t natural.)
What is natural?
(A man and a woman)
Why is that natural?
(To create children.)
Okay.

Why is homosexuality wrong?
(Because the Bible says so)
Because a book says so? So if I write, ‘Having intercourse to create a child is wrong.’ Doesn’t that make it right?

I don’t care what you believe in but I don’t understand why people believe in it.

Comfort? Comfort to know that after death you are going to a nice place in the sky for all of your good deeds?

Maybe.

But I am comfortable knowing that after death I can have rest. No heaven. No hell. No nothing. Just resting for all of my hard work on earth in the earth.

And if you can answer any of these questions. Go right ahead.

Nano this year... sigh.

I am really going to do it.

It is going to still take me a while until I can get money for my schooling so all I am doing is working.

Last year I didn't do it because I was going school seven hours then going straight to work for nine hours. I just couldn't find the time.

SO! This year I am going to go to town on Nano.

Plus since my hours at my job at getting cut because God hates everyone.

Oh my goodness.

The other day I went crazy.... But I'll post another post about that...

I'm pretty sure iMacs and Macbooks are stalking me.

My god.

I weigh a ton.

I went to the doctors and I saw how much I weigh and holy bananas.

I need to stop eating.

SOOO goal this year?

Lose 40 to 50 pounds.

I know that seems a lot but people around my height normally weight 115 to 155. I think.

So yeah. I plan on become health really soon. Like tomorrow soon. Totally bringing out the work out tapes and going jogging. I'll start jogging on Friday and working out on Friday.

Sigh. I hate life.

But I love food.

So I haven't done a movie review in for ever. So here we are.

I am currently watching Transformers 2 but that is not the movie I am going to review. Because I've already reviewed that movie.

But Marley & Me.

Oh my god.

I loved it. I cried like a little.. blah, baby... pretty much.

I was all, "gasp, gasp sob!"

Swear.

So I was reading the profile of one of my friends... (not really a friend... person... I know of) like a little stalker (as we do on fictionpress) and I read that she liked peach juice.

So I thought to myself, I like pineapple juice.

Then I thought, I don't like pineapple's though.

It was strange to me.

I was going to say something else.
I never know when people are my friends...

I know I have talked to her (the girl on fictionpress) at least once... I don't know though.

I am not going to post her pen name so I don't feel like an a-hole because I don't really know... if I am a 'friend' or something close to a 'friend'.

More like stalker.

OH MY GOD! I HAVE TO SHARE THIS WITH THE WORLD!

Karrissa, you already know this.

OKay. The other day at work I was washing the dishes or whatever I was doing and I overheard, this:

TJ: What are you doing after work?
Thomas: You.
Me: (straight to the crew room to text Karrissa about this moment.)

It was so funny. I laughed for a good ol' minute.

Another thing that I giggled about for a good ol' minute is this line: "He’ll hack my body into little pieces and hide me in the walls."

It is from a story on fp.com from Nothing to Lose by Catseye*Rose.

It is so funny. I love that story. But I read the chapter a while ago (like a week ago) and I am still laughing over that line.

OKay. what else.

Oh! Go check out the trailer to Men who Stare at Goats (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0xXUpsi0cg)
Look at the line-up of stars:
Starring: Jeff Bridges, George Clooney, Ewan McGregor, Kevin Spacey

Look at that!

I mainly wanted to go see it because George Clooney is in it... Mainly because of it.

Which brings me to a another little conversation between me and a co-worker:

Casey: (talking about Men Who Stare at Goats) I want to see it mainly because I saw George Clooney in the preview.
Tom: I don't really like George Clooney.
Casey: I mother-f-ing love George Clooney. Like if he had AIDS, I would still bone him.
Tom: Whoa.

True story. Tom and I talk about movies a lot even though he hasn't seen any of the movies that I've watched.

Crazy.

This is super long.

Real quick though: Today I have become lazy with words. Instead of saying forrealz. I took out the 'eal' and said forrz?

Swear on the Holy Bible with my right hand.
^My new saying. Catchy isn't it?

I love books.

I bought a Meg Cabot book in goodwill. I was shocked. I mean who in their right mind would just give away a Meg Cabot book? I snatched it right up though. All is well. It was Queen of Babble, by the way.

I also got some more books. Another one from goodwill called Sandpiper by Ellen Wittlinger. (It is a good book.)

The Book Thief by Markus Zusak. This was actually on my list of books to read. I saw it when I was passing the books in Barnes and Noble. So I grabbed it. I'm surprised how big it is though. I don't care. It looks amazing.

I found Takes from Arabian Nights (Translated by Richard F. Burton) in Goodwill so I grabbed that as well. My mom was all, "Why are you getting this?" Me: "Because even if I don't read it, I can say I have it."

What my Girlfriend Doesn't Know by Sonya Sones. I love her work. One of my teachers picked out one of her books for me to read for a poem project we were doing and said, "I think you would like her." And I now love her. I love English teachers.

The Boy Next Door by Meg Cabot. My sister actually got me this one.

And Impossible by Nancy Werlin. I have no idea what this book is about. I opened it, didn't read anything. Closed it, looked at the cover. Shrugged and put it in my pile.

Seriously what I did. I have no idea what the book is about. Okay. I found the summary. It is about Magic, elves, pregnancy, and teenage mothers.

Okay. Sounds fun.

I almost fell off my bed because I wasn't sure where I was sitting.

I looked around and just kind of tipped towards the edge.

It was scary.

Nothing good is happening to me today.

First off, Adam called work to say he couldn't come in because he has H1N1. He forced hugged me twice yesterday. Thank you Adam. Asshole.

Second thing, I got pulled over for not having a light on my licence plate. Not a big deal but scared the poo out of me because I thought he pulled me over because I'm a crack head or something.

Third, my phone refuses to charge. I was all, "GO! CHARGING GO!" for a day and when I pulled it off to go to work it was all, "No... I didn't charge." Psh. Lame.

Fourth, I bought a milk and I didn't want to waste it or put it in the refrigerator so I drank it all. Then I threw up. Tasty.

I hate life today. Today is a bad day.

No one in my house knows what Twitter is...

I believe I am living in the dark ages.

Okay, today at work.... Sigh.

First off, one of my managers ninja'ed her way over to my side and was all, "So how do you feel about becoming a manager?"

I was all, "Um, I don't know."

Her: "Well I think you would be good at it. Mindy, me and Isha were talking about it and we all think you would be good at it."

Me: "I'll think about it."

Her: "So can I start hinting at it to Billy or not."
Me: "I don't care."

So I may become a manager at my job. It is good money and you get health insurance and... you get paid like... I don't actually know what you get paid because no one will tell me.

Anyhow. I am just thinking about it though because it is a lot of work and I'll never get any free time... What how will it change any?

I'll hardly ever get any days I can just take off and I'll have to ask in two months or a months advance if I want a weekend or whatever off.

So that is a downer but I am still thinking about it because I like money.

I don't know if I'll even be offered it but 3 out of 5 managers think I would be good at it.

I don't know though, just don't.

That's it.


Oh! And I'm REALLYREALLY excited to go to Karrissa's apartment on Nov. 6th, 7th, 9th! Because I'll get to see Allison and meet her friends and I'll be able to see Karrissa and her new kitten.

AND Torrie and Kung Pow.

And we'll get to go to the mall.

So I'm excited about all of that.

Mostly I'm excited about the Allison thing because it is fresh in my head right now since I just talked to her.

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So the other day I was all, "I think I need to bring out my winter blankets because it is a bit chilly."

My mother said, "You'll need a twin size blanket."
Since I changed to a smaller bed, so I was all SIGH! Last time I bought a blanket it was a King and it was only 2 dollars at goodwill.

But my mother took my blanket and I took hers, which is smaller and stuff and actually fits my bed in a way.

It is really fluffy. I also got one of her pillows because it was to fluffy for her.

Last night was the best sleep I've had in a while.

I was all, fluff fluff iloveyou.

Okay! My sister got a kitten. Jynx hates him.

His name is Leo.

His name was Bear at first but I was all, "Um, no. That is stupid." because he didn't look like a bear.

So I changed it to William Shakespeare.

But then she changed it to Leo because he is orange and white and looks like a Leo.

I asked my mom if I could get a puppy (Tiberius, which is his name already) in a few months after the whole puppies be gone! thing goes away. She didn't say anything but she didn't say no.

By the way, we got rid of all of our dogs but Bowser and Cookbook.

So now we have two dogs, two cats, a bird, a ferret, and a turtle. ONLY seven pets! Whoa. Crazy.

My car died when we were getting ready to go home.
Apparently, jump starting cars is the hardest thing to do to McDonald workers.

Tom and I were the only ones that knew how to jump start a car. First off, we had no idea how to pop open Mindy's hood.

It was like the hardest thing in the world because she has one of the newer cars and they have fancy ass hoods. Tom figured that one out.

Then we didn't know how to take off the battery hood. I figured that one out.

Then we got it all done. So I am going to see if I can get enough money around tomorrow to buy a new battery.

SIGH!